PLEASED TO MEET YOU

Welcome to my humble online abode. Relax, take a load off and grab a coffee. You're in good hands.
The hands of an Aussie Copywriter with plenty of experience, a Green Card and a sense of humor. To set the stage, here's a quick guide to who I am, as portrayed by a series of lame stock icons.

I WRITE STUFF
Sadly this isn't a D&AD pencil
I CAN WORK MAGIC
No time, no budget. This is my wand.
I LIVE FOR COFFEE
Non-flat lattes (in case you're ordering).
I LIVE IN HEADPHONES
I wear them because open floor plan sucks.

MY PROCESS

As told by the Internet's best cat GIFs

RESEARCH
It always starts with extensive research.
BANTER
Now we bounce ideas.
CRACK IT
Here comes the idea.
EXECUTE
Deadlines are approaching. Let's go!

CUT TO THE CHASE

This is the stuff you really came for.